Ah, noble subjects and feasting enthusiasts, come closer! For I, King King, shall reveal unto thee a recipe most robust, one that hails from the untamed wildlands where barbarians roam. This is a dish that demands strength in preparation and bestows vigor upon consumption. Ready thyself, for the Barbarian Beef Feast awaits!
Juicy Barbarian Beef Recipe for the Brutes
Description
Hear ye, brave souls and lovers of hearty fare! From the rugged lands where barbarian warriors tread, we bring you a beef dish of unmatched might and flavor. Let the grandeur of our kingdom meld with the wilderness of the barbarian lands to bring forth a feast that shall resonate through the annals of time!
Serve this Barbarian Beef Feast on a grand wooden platter, surrounded by fellow warriors, and partake in the tales and flavors of legends!
Ingredients Befitting a Crowd of Brutes:
Commands from the Throne:
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The Kingly Searing:
In the grand cauldron, heat the lard or oil until it shimmers like a knight’s armor. Command the beef to be seared in batches, ensuring each chunk is browned to perfection.
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The Noble Sauté:
Once the beef hath taken on the golden hue of our standards, beckon the onions and garlic to the cauldron. They shall sizzle and sing until their essence permeates the air.
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The Barbarian's Brew:
Pour in the chosen mead or ale, ensuring the beef bathes in the amber liquid. This is the secret of the barbarians, a touch of wilderness amidst our regal elegance.
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The Enchanting Herbs:
With grace, introduce the bay leaves and thyme. These herbs, kissed by magic and time, shall lend their whispers to the dish.
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The Grand Simmer:
Allow this concoction to simmer under a gentle flame. As the sands of time flow, let 2 hours pass. The beef shall tenderize, absorbing the glory of all ingredients.
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The Forest's Bounty:
As the final hour dawns, add the wild mushrooms. They bring tales from the deepest woods, infusing our dish with earthy wonders.
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The Royal Seasoning:
As the cauldron's contents merge in harmonious union, season with salt and pepper. Sprinkle the parsley, as a king crowns his champion.
- Amount Per Serving
- Calories 400kcal
- % Daily Value *
- Total Fat 20g31%
- Cholesterol 90mg30%
- Sodium 700mg30%
- Potassium 900mg26%
- Total Carbohydrate 12g4%
- Dietary Fiber 3g12%
- Sugars 5g
- Protein 35g70%
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily value may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
