King KingHear ye, hear ye, noble citizens of the realm! As your gracious sovereign, I shall impart unto thee the royal procedure for purifying the wings of the noble turkey before subjecting them to the fires …
How to Cut Slices of Beef Befitting a Monarch
Hear ye, hear ye, culinary squires and noble chefs of our grand kingdom! The task of slicing the majestic beast, known to all as beef, is not a mere chore, but a rite of honor. …